I seem to have gone the entire month of May without writing anything. According to my records, it'd be the first time since 2004 -- i.e., before having a forum like this -- that I've skipped a month.
That's bad. Real bad.
Well, in my defence, I was busy. I was coaching baseball, putting out union-based fires of all kinds, rebuilding computers, going on roadtrips, going on first dates (without many second dates), avoiding marking like the plague, and taking some well-earned naps in there somewhere.
But, it's not much of a defence, is it? Guy like Bill Gates, he probably only gets about four hours' sleep a night. Then again, guy like Bill Gates, he probably has his own fleet of private planes, so I guess he can go fuck himself and I can take a month off.
Truth be told, not a whole lot is happening.
Oh, I bought a couch and loveseat. No more leather for this guy. Cloth, all the way.
I got a haircut a few days ago. Very aerodynamic.
Figured out how to replace an LCD screen in an old HP netbook that I'm trying to revive for work. We'll see how that goes.
Frankie Boyle is still funny.
The Detroit Tigers are still frustrating. Ugh.
Our slo-pitch softball team is still winless.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.