The news these days is such a fucking bummer.

Shit, I almost liked it better when car bombs in Iraq were dominating the headlines.

Consider:

• all those kids in a school in Pakistan getting shot-up
• ISIS doing its murder-y crazy stuff
• people getting gunned down by cops
• cops getting gunned down by people
• planes crashing into oceans
• the Toronto Maple Leafs

(Too soon? C'mon, Leaf Nation, it'll be alright one of these decades.)

Unfortunately, I don't have an antidote for this. I don't have a joke, other than the lousy one above.

Hmm...

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uh...

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hmm.