me, licentiously: "That Serena Williams, man. YES."
several people: (laughing)
R: "Oh god. No thanks."
me, more licentiously: "YYYYYYEEEESSSS."
V: "Really? Her? I thought you were into petite Asian women."
me, puzzled: "Um... what?"
V, backpedaling a bit: "That's... what you're into, right?"
me: "Hey, I'm not gonna say I've never dated one in the past, but I wouldn't say I'm exclusively into them."
V, disappointed: "...oh."
* * * * *
I fully realize Serena Williams is an acquired taste. But, brother, have I acquired it.
Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
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